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Small bottle of ‘Anti-Matter’ for sale. Similar to the one seen in the film Angels and Demons. Home made in the Leeds collider and carefully bottled. Sealed with a double layer of grease proof paper and a strong rubber band for maximum containment. This is not a toy. Do not drop it or release it without adequate precautions ie. hard hat and rubber gloves. Do not take it anywhere near the Vatican. Essentially this is a collectors item and should not be used or played with. Born as the result of a collision by self and Aunty Betty riding round the garden on bicycles in opposite directions, drunk and giggling, and colliding in the rhubarb bed. This is definitely a one off and your chance to own the only privately made container of ‘Anti-Matter in existence. Comes with its own light box. Would make a nice gift for April 1st or an alternative to an Easter egg this Easter. Selling to raise a donation for the NSPCC. Please visit my shop for less volatile and collectable items. :)

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Shipping Time 1.It will takes approximately 15-20 workdays to UK, AU , but sometimes It will takes a little bit Longer, Goes to 20-25 workdays or more. It will takes approximately 10-15 workdays to US. 2.Express by EMS ,it must add excess GBP16.00 shipping fee, it will takes 4-7 workdays . Payment method: Paypal Refund and return Policy : Your satisfaction is important to us! Free resend,if it was damaged or lost on the way to your country. 100% money refund or free exchange,if you were not pleased with the item(s). We accept returns for replacement or refund within 7 days after receipt of item(s). Items MUST be in their original condition , not worn or altered .seller not offer the return shipping fee. Feedback: If have any problems with my product ,Please don’t leave negative or neutral feedback.Please contact me first,I am sure everything could be well solved by communication.Thank you very much! (100% Refund 100% Credit 100% Replacement 100% Exchange)! Powered by eBay Turbo Lister

Dental Phantom Head

In: Auctions

4 Mar 2015

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more curios at www.sw19antiques.co.uk A incredibly rare steampunk dental phantom from the early 20th century. Used for dental students this stunning curio will look amazing in a bar, tattoo parlour, home or dare I say dentist. We thought about bringing the powder coat of to the bare metal which gives it an amazing terminator esque look but we will leave that to your taste but it is very achievable. Offers considered. Collection from Surbiton or Wimbledon or delivery can be arranged.

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POSTAGE INCLUDES HANDLING FROM MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA TO WORLDWIDE NO OFFERS ACCEPTED ON POSTAGE FREE ITEMS LOTS OF DIFFERENT ITEMS IN MY SHOP TO CHECK OUT I DO NOT COMBINE POSTAGE THANK YOU ONLY ONE I HAVE

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Click to Enlarge Click to Enlarge Click to Enlarge Click to Enlarge Click to Enlarge Please view my other items. Thank you. Please read the whole description (about size, payment, shipping etc) of the item carefully before you buy. Delivery: The shipping uses China post air Registered mail If you mind delivery time, please buy items from your local sellers or the other sellers. It is economy international shipping from China. And it’s free shipping to you, so it must need 10–30 working days. Please note that it is working days. I refuse to a low seller rating. Because the only thing I can do is to select the good item and send out it to you in first time. Its material is fine stainless steel. This item is made entirely by hand .No chrome plating and No nickel plating. Just hand-polished Main Material: high-quality natural latex Color: Random delivery Quantity: 10 pcs (see picture) Main Size: 180±5mm contraception, male enhance penis enlargement, delay ejaculation,help women climax Excellent quality and great price .We guarantee 100% satisfaction. Special design and unique structure. a popular item. Nobody can hide the exciting when get this for present. Item without retail Box Privacy protection: -Your privacy is very important. -All of our businesses are private. -All of our shipments are in plain unmarked boxes. -We will not keep any personal or billing information on file. -We will not compile mailing lists or customer profiles of any kind. -We normally mark your item as “Metal Crafts”. Bid is a contract. Please pay within 3 business days after auction ends. Otherwise eBay system will file unpaid case with your account, which might cause suspension of your eBay account. Your order will be shipped within 72business hours after your payment is clear, holidays and weekends are excluded. Individual orders will be sent via HongKong Post from China, usually takes30-40 business days for delivery. inkFrog Analytics Payment TermsBid is a contract. Please pay within 3 business days after auction ends. Otherwise eBay system will file unpaid case with your account, which might cause suspension of your eBay account.Shipping TermsYour order will be shipped within 72business hours after your payment is clear, holidays and weekends are excluded. Individual orders will be sent via HongKong Post from China, usually takes30-40 business days for delivery.inkfrog terapeak i000000 inkFrog Analytics

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Click to Enlarge Click to Enlarge Please view my other items. Thank you. Please read the whole description (about size, payment, shipping etc) of the item carefully before you buy. Delivery: The shipping uses China post air Registered mail If you mind delivery time, please buy items from your local sellers or the other sellers. It is economy international shipping from China. And it’s free shipping to you, so it must need 10–30 working days. Please note that it is working days. I refuse to a low seller rating. Because the only thing I can do is to select the good item and send out it to you in first time. Its material is fine stainless steel. This item is made entirely by hand .No chrome plating and No nickel plating. Just hand-polished Main Material: high-quality Stainless steel Color: Model: NO through-hole. Quantity: 1 pcs (see picture) Main Size: length about 98 mm Max diameter of 9 mm. The min diameter is 7 mm Excellent quality and great price .We guarantee 100% satisfaction. Special design and unique structure. a popular item. Nobody can hide the exciting when get this for present. Item without retail Box Privacy protection: -Your privacy is very important. -All of our businesses are private. -All of our shipments are in plain unmarked boxes. -We will not keep any personal or billing information on file. -We will not compile mailing lists or customer profiles of any kind. -We normally mark your item as “Metal Crafts”. Bid is a contract. Please pay within 3 business days after auction ends. Otherwise eBay system will file unpaid case with your account, which might cause suspension of your eBay account. Your order will be shipped within 72business hours after your payment is clear, holidays and weekends are excluded. Individual orders will be sent via HongKong Post from China, usually takes30-40 business days for delivery. inkFrog Analytics Payment TermsShipping Termsinkfrog terapeak i000000 inkFrog Analytics

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/–> This is a Private listing – buyers names and items will be kept private It is NOT an auction either so if you want it BUY it NOW don’t wait! Click here to see our other items 15″ long x 3¾” brush style “Bum Blisterer” spanking Paddle(for very naughty people) Please note that the photo is similar to the paddle you will receive but the grain of the wood will be slightly different This 3¾” wide x 15″ long Brush Style paddle has four 30mm holes that have been left with fairly prominent edges to compress the skin and cause much greater effect. Apart from the inevitable STING and red imprint the holes can give rise to blisters due to the pressure build up on impact. NOTE this has the new type curved handle as shown on the OAK paddles – they are made from softwood (pine, spruce etc.) Brush style paddles are used by some people to save them from stinging their own hands during prolonged “spanking” and if you were to see your “partner” with this you would know your backside would soon be stinging and you would be choosing to stand as a preference to sitting down! Going by the amount I sell these are becoming quite popular because substantial wooden hair-brushes are a rare commodity nowadays for use as punishment paddles. However, make no mistake this not only looks painful – it can be! Note the edges have been machined round and smoothed so as not to damage the skin (not the central punishment holes) and it is coated in clear Melamine for health and safety reasons. This gives a smooth soft touch feel to the surface when handling but doesn’t feel soft when used. This is 15″ long (380mm) long, 3½” (90mm) wide and approx ?” (16mm) thick and made from a pale white softwood, similar to Canadian Spruce, from a sustainable source. It is hand sanded and finished with a coating of “cellulose sanding sealer” to bring out the beautiful natural wood grain and given 3 coats of durable and hygienic wipe clean Melamine for H&S reasons – it weighs 220 grams and this is what makes it so stinging and painful. If it were used as intended it leaves a long lasting sting, possibly bruises and blisters but won’t make your arm ache when using it! This is a paddle that is suitable for both Over The Knee, over the back of a chair and Touching the toes positions! The paddle blade covers a neat area and it is light to handle therefore not much effort or strength is required to use it but remember this also allows it to accelerate faster and therefore the energy is displaced deeper over a wide area. This is a fantastic paddle. It looks frightening and is stingy and very very painful. Ideal for fun, a conversation piece and a butter pat in an emergency? (no pun intended – US slang ‘butt’) However, this is sold as a decorative item only is not sold to be used for the purpose it was originally designed for. However, you can use it for patting butter or building sand castles! Would make a very useful, interesting and erotic gift for those naughty friends of yours? Click here to see our other items **NOTE** UK Buyers – This item will be shipped in the UK by Hermes Courier Service. However, a 24 hour (very expensive) Special Delivery option is available if you really need it quick and are willing to pay the inflated Royal Mail prices. Overseas Buyers – This item will be shipped by Royal Mail “Small Packet” airmail service This is a private sale and buyers details will be kept anonymous as will feedback. If you don’t want feedback please email me. This will be sent in a plain wrapper with only your delivery address and my return address on the reverse to any address you request in writing at time of ordering. There will be no identification of contents on the package. **NOTE** Overseas buyers, especially US, Canadian, Australian, “Eastern European” and Russian purchasers please consider “International Signed for” or “International Signed & tracked” or “International Tracked” postage – all are insured against loss. If selecting a priority shipping service I will send whichever is available to your country as near to the ebay option you choose. Click here for countries where this service is available This opens a new window I cannot be held responsible for non-delivery once it leaves the UK which, I am told, is within 24 hours of posting – I always get a dated postal receipt. This is a private sale and buyers details will be kept anonymous as will feedback. If you don’t want feedback please email me. This will be sent in a plain wrapper with only your delivery address and my return address on the reverse to any address you request in writing at time of ordering. There will be no identification of contents on the package. Please note that all export orders outside the EU will be declared as “Reproduction Old English Butter Pat” or something similar cane canes paddle paddles adult spank spanking school punishment erotic sex Christmas present girlfriend boyfriend caning whip whipping fetish bdsm BDSM handcuff restraint naughty girl boy Conditions please read and take notice General Please pay with PayPal as soon as you win the item. I also accept, UK Postal Orders & UK Cheques (if you really must) and you can use Direct Bank Credit Transfer (helps if someone else uses your PayPal account) but please email me for details or to tell me you intend to SEND payment Please avoid E-cheques with PayPal as it can take up to 20 days to process. **important** If you have ZERO or less than +5 feedback score please pay on purchase or email to advise of how you intend to pay within 4 days otherwise your offer to buy may be cancelled and the item relisted. Make sure you have means to pay for the goods you intend to buy before proceeding. I will ban non paying buyers from buying or bidding on my future listings. Shipping I generally ship items within 24 hours of payment. I will generally ship world wide for the cost of shipping plus a reasonable amount for packaging etc. I cannot post Wednesday afternoon. I ALWAYS post before 11:00 and check again around 14:00 and try to post before 16:00 but don’t bank on it. Last post is 17:00 no matter what service you want. Collection may be possible but email first.

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RING FOR LOO ROLL Ring For Loo Roll Bell One ring for “I’m stuck on the loo and need bog roll!” Two rings for “I’m only halfway through and I can’t get up!” Three rings – “HELP!…I had curry for dinner!” 13cm / 5 1/2″ high This item is boxed Terms of Sale Terms: By placing your bid you agree that you have read, understand and accept all content in this auction (i.e., shipping, payments, terms & conditions, special Issues, warranty & return, and feedback policies). Please bid carefully. As outlined by eBay, your bid is a contract. Place a bid only if you’re serious about buying the item. If you are the winning bidder, you will enter into a legally binding contract to purchase the item from the seller. Payments: We only accept Paypal.All our Products are offered at the lowest possible price, at a fraction of the cost of many retail outlets and Internet Sites.We can Offer these prices by Bulk buying and Importing Direct into the UK Ourselves.All our Products are Brand New And Exactly as Described and Pictured. Shipping Shipment:Goods are despatched as soon as possible after cleared payment has been received. Please note we cannot offer collections as stock is shipped directly from our warehouse. Delivery Please note this is 1 – 3 working days after dispatch. We aim to send all goods within 24 hours of cleared payment being received, the majority of shipments are sent within less than 24 hours. We always e-mail to tell you when goods have been sent and expected delivery date. Mainland United Kingdom 2nd class: FREE Europe: £7.00 For Europe Delivery all items are sent Via Airsure or International Signed For When your item arrives at its destination country it is handed over to the local postal service for delivery. Items receive priority handling in the UK and abroad, and with online tracking (Airsure), you can check on the progress of your item by using Track & Trace and be able to view electronic confirmation of delivery with International Signed For.

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This auction is for a hardcover knitting book called Wit Knits by George Hostler and Gyles Brandreth. Lively and original hand-knitted designs.  This book is from the 1980’s and is the campest kitchest book out there. The designs are modelled by 1980’s celebrities and it is pure entertainment. I’ve included some pictures from the book but there are many many more.  You don’t have to be able to knit to enjoy this book as it would make a great coffee table book. IT IS BRILLIANT!!!

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Description Condition:New Color:Silver Material:Stainless Steel Cage Length:App 9cm Cage Innerdiameter:App 3.6cm Ring Size(Inner diameter):App 4cm,4.5cm Weight:App 223.5g Package include: 1 X Male Chastity Lockable Device + 1 X Packaging bag Item Features? 1.The fully lockable chastity devices are made from polished steel. 2.The device is small enough to wear under normal outfits, but big enough to stop your man having some solo time. 3.This is a well made device and easy to keep clean. 4.Steel Male Chastity Device. 5.Bird cage Chastity Device is designed to make sure that no matter how aroused he gets full pleasure that he craves. Note: 1.The real color of the item may be slightly different from the pictures shown on website caused by many factors such as brightness of your monitor and light brightness. 2.Please allow slight deviation for the measurement data. Detail Image Payment 1.We accept PayPal only. 2.All major credit cards are accepted through secure payment processor PayPal. 3.Payment must be received within 7 business days of auction closing. 4.We ship to your eBay or Paypal address. Please make sure your eBay and Paypal address is correct before you pay. Shipping 1.We ship to your eBay or Paypal address. Please make sure your eBay and Paypal address is correct before you pay. 2.Items will be shipped within 1-3 business day when we received payment. 3.Delivery time depends on destination and other factors; 4.International buyers please note: a.Import duties, taxes and charges are not included in the item price or shipping charges. These charges are buyer’s responsibility. We will try our best to reduce the risk of the custom duties. b.Please check with your countrys customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to buying. On 24-Feb-15 at 10:08:06 GMT, seller added the following information:

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Take a trip back in time to the seventies and eighties with this bushy retro-style merkin. Go ‘au naturel’ immediately with our Retro Bush Merkin! This is a novelty item. A Smutty Gifts exclusive! Why not take a moment to look at our other items? Powered by eBay Turbo Lister

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Click to Enlarge Click to Enlarge Please view my other items. Thank you. Please read the whole description (about size, payment, shipping etc) of the item carefully before you buy. Delivery: The shipping uses China post air Registered mail If you mind delivery time, please buy items from your local sellers or the other sellers. It is economy international shipping from China. And it’s free shipping to you, so it must need 10–30 working days. Please note that it is working days. I refuse to a low seller rating. Because the only thing I can do is to select the good item and send out it to you in first time. Its material is fine stainless steel. This item is made entirely by hand .No chrome plating and No nickel plating. Just hand-polished Main Material: high-quality Stainless steel Color: Model: NO through-hole. Quantity: 1 pcs (see picture) Main Size: length about 98 mm Max diameter of 9 mm. The min diameter is 7 mm Excellent quality and great price .We guarantee 100% satisfaction. Special design and unique structure. a popular item. Nobody can hide the exciting when get this for present. Item without retail Box Privacy protection: -Your privacy is very important. -All of our businesses are private. -All of our shipments are in plain unmarked boxes. -We will not keep any personal or billing information on file. -We will not compile mailing lists or customer profiles of any kind. -We normally mark your item as “Metal Crafts”. Bid is a contract. Please pay within 3 business days after auction ends. Otherwise eBay system will file unpaid case with your account, which might cause suspension of your eBay account. Your order will be shipped within 72business hours after your payment is clear, holidays and weekends are excluded. Individual orders will be sent via HongKong Post from China, usually takes30-40 business days for delivery. inkFrog Analytics Payment TermsShipping Termsinkfrog terapeak i000000 inkFrog Analytics

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POSTAGE INCLUDES HANDLING FROM MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA TO WORLDWIDE NO OFFERS ACCEPTED ON POSTAGE FREE ITEMS LOTS OF DIFFERENT ITEMS IN MY SHOP TO CHECK OUT I DO NOT COMBINE POSTAGE THANK YOU ONLY ONE I HAVE

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RRP: £17.01 | Our Price: £14.99 You Save12%off RRP Show a loved one just how special they are by naming a unique pack of rose seeds after them that they can grow into a beautiful bush and cherish forever. Sticking your arm out of the car window at the traffic lights, and buying a dying bunch of GM pumped roses from an old bucket is just so not a romantic gesture. Having a Rose named after your amour however, is about as romantic as it gets. This boxed Name A Rose kit comes with everything you need to name a rose. The kit includes a packet of unique and unnamed rose seeds, a registration card, a growing guide and a Name a Rose certificate to make your new rose official. Simply fill in the enclosed registration card (adding the name of the person to be immortalised) and the name will be registered on the Name A Rose database and submitted to the British Library. Once registered you will also be sent an A4 certificate with the name of the rose printed on it. With a little luck (if you read the rose growing guide) you will soon be the owner of a bunch of roses that no-one else on the entire planet could possibly have grown. Now isn’t that a load more romantic than a sad old bunch of wilters? Pack Contents: Presentation Tin Introduction Letter Registration Card – complete and return to register your rose name and receive your personalised certificate of registry Unique pack of unnamed rose seeds with unique database number How to grow and care for your rose booklet – including tips from planting to bush care With proper care you should be the proud owner of several healthy, beautiful roses A3 double sided rose calendar poster History of the rose Suitable for ages 14+ Your rose’s name will be entered into the International Rose Naming Registry which is periodically submitted to the British Library Size: Dimensions: 23.5 x 18.5 x 2.5cm Please note: Do not attempt to eat this product, you will regret it! More Details Payment Delivery Returns More Details Brand: Gift Republic More Details Payment Delivery Returns Payment We ONLY accept payment via Paypal. Immediate payment required with Buy It Now. More Details Payment Delivery Returns Delivery How long will it take to arrive? This item is: In stock | Usually dispatched within 48 hours. Your delivery should arrive 5-7 days after placing your order. How will I know it has been sent? You will receive an email to confirm when your item has been sent. Please allow 10 working days from dispatch of your order before notifying us of any late deliveries. Any orders placed after 17:00pm on Friday will be despatched the next working day (Monday). It may be advisable to check with your neighbours to see if a parcel has been left with them, check any outhouses you might have where it may be left if it cannot fit through your letterbox and contact your local sorting office to see if the item has been returned to the depot as undelivered and awaiting collection. More Details Payment Delivery Returns Returns We want to ensure you are always happy when shopping with us. To ensure this, we offer an “absolute satisfaction” guarantee where you can return any unopened item within 14 days of the date of your receipt of your order. Please package up securely and include details of your order number, authorisation number, and whether a replacement or refund is required. Include a full description of why you are returning the item. Any faulty item must have a full description of what the fault is. Please obtain a proof of postage from the Post office when you send it. Proof of Postage does not cost anything however without it we may not be able to process your return which may result in the item being returned to you. Payment Orders Returns Deliveries

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