Genuine Chinese Stone Carving Haunted by Good Spirits!!

April 13th, 2007

Supernatural and Amazing!!

Here is a genuine Chinese stone carving purported to be haunted by some benevolent Chinese spirits.

These spirits live within this beautiful statue freely, increasing peace and harmony in anyone who possesses it and places it in their house.

They will grant protection and more to the bearer and owner of this wonderful carving and to his family as well.

It will make a great addition to a mantelpiece or anywhere else in your house and be a bearer of good will at the same time.

Don’t pass up this wonderful opportunity to allow the goodness and benevolence of these souls to bring happiness and blessings into your life.

Make a bid on this beautiful and solemn carving and allow the greatness and solemness of this statue and its spirits be a harbinger of everything you have dreamed!!!

Even more possibilities of

these benevolent spirits generosity and benevolence remain to be found so make a bid on this haunted carving!!

Let these paranormal beings shower you with all their generosity and goodness!!

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Kit Mind Control Tin Hat

December 13th, 2006

An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control
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Is someone reading your mind?
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Are you doing things and wonder why you just did that?
Are people hearing words come out of your mouth that you know you didn’t say?

It might just be too late to protect YOU! But you can save your family members that you like, your pets, your neighbors wife, the hunk at the gym and anyone else that you admire! It’s not too late for them!

Get them an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Kit NOW!

This headwear can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. This unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security. No more worries about who is reading your mind! No more fear of the aliens tapping into your brain cells!!

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World Record Breaking Auction

December 13th, 2006

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I like this. And it’s for charity.

High Speed Sofa Auction

December 5th, 2006

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This is for charity.

Recipe Auction

September 21st, 2006

Hey, check it out!! A recipe is being auctioned off, actually you can buy it now. It’s ending soon! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=015&item=250009860442&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

Tesco Value Fathers Day Card

May 31st, 2006

This may sound rather dull - but its a clever way to get a laugh out of your Dad on Fathers Day. With the same colours and design as Tesco value products, this card has ‘Sincerity Guaranteed’ written on the front - brilliant!

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Alien Found On Road!

May 31st, 2006

This little creature comes neatly preserved in a glass jar - having been found on a main road. A totally fab way to really freak someone out - just leave it in the fridge next to the picklid onions and wait for the scream!

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Ear Indicators

April 12th, 2006

Yes, with these rather handy indicators you can avoid collisions with other pedestrians. There will be no more trying to avoid crashing in the supermarket becasue you will be able to let everyone else know what direction you are about to go in!!!! Fantastic idea and easy to use - just strap them around the back of your ears and away you go!!

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The Easter Bunny

April 12th, 2006

This is a lovely little chap - a cute, cheeky little blue rabbit that is also a hand puppet. OK - so its just a childs toy, but wouldn’t it make a great pressie for someone this Easter. Don’t forget the dual purpose of a toy/puppet or even a place to hide the smaller eggs you get and keep them away from egg snatchers!!!!

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Amber Skull

April 12th, 2006

This is apparently a rather lovely Amber statue of a persons head. It has the rather freakish look of a skull made from a spooky orangey material. This may be a rare collectors item - or it may just be the perfect accessory to the Goth household! Take a look

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A Cherry Stone!!

April 12th, 2006

This really does beg the question - who would possibly want to buy a cherry stone?? The seller of this bizarre item believes that it will encourage the creativity to return to ebay. Not sure about this - but bidding on it just because you can seems like the best approach here. Go on - give it a try and be creative with your bidding!!!

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Rubber Owl

March 27th, 2006

Yup - you read correctly - here is your chance to own a very special bird. It will not hoot through the night or give you any trouble at all - just stand looking elegant. Or….wobble about a bit looking dodgy and tacky - you decide! What possible use could a person have for this - - - ????
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Belt Messaging!

March 27th, 2006

This is a brilliant idea - you just program this belt buckle to say whatever you want - and you can express yourself from afar without words!! Make it as vulgar or pleasant as you want. How many times have you wanted to give someone a message, but are too far away or too shy? Well, with this buckle you will never have to worry about that again. Just make sure you change the message before you go home!!
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Salt Snowflake!

March 27th, 2006

This has rather bizarrely been collected by someone - and they want to auction it on so some other lucky person can own it!! It is a lovely boxed snowflake made entirely from salt!! Apparently it comes from The Great Salt Lake - and you can decide what that means. Great chance to own a genuine flake of salt!!!!
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The Pizza of Shame

January 25th, 2006

This pizza, once believed to be pepperoni, was bought by the (legendary) Danny Floyd of Falkirk. He proceeded to bung the cuisine in his oven, then fall asleep in a drunken stupor. Only to be awoken by black smoke - and the remains of the pizza. This shameful object could be yours.

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