Crazy Auctions

2 wine glasses with skeleton hands as the stems! They have a realistic bone look to them, and come new and boxed. Great for a halloween dinner, or if you just like to upset your guests!!
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This is a wonderful and disturbing collection of 11 assorted bugs from the rainforests. Each is labelled and the display is set in a glass covered frame. Would suit the bug enthusiast or person who likes to decorate their home strangely!
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Say - Well Done You Lucky Bastard! Because sometimes that is exactly how you feel, and there are never any cards that express your feelings so accurately. Now there is - bid and it can be yours for whatever unsuspecting soul you wish.
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These 4 little aliens certainly are, what with being from somewhere other than earth, and being totally stoned! The collection is in its original packaging and has the freaky 4 displayed in various states!
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Own this fully labeled jar of River Mersey water, or give it as a gift to foreign relatives. It is after all from the home of famous acts such as the Beatles and Gerry and the Pacemakers!
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Own this lovely little bear and delight guests by pressing his tummy and listening to the resulting farts! Top embarrassment factor for the visitor who is unaware-and presses his tummy!!!
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And lovingly reproduced on a pair of slippers. The infamous pair are tucked up in their beds, one each foot. Bid now and own a real collectors item from way back in the 1980’s.
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This single sheet of toilet roll comes complete with the tube attached, to keep it in tip top condition until it is called on in a toilet emergency! You will never be forced to drip dry again.
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This is a bag of genuine male pubic hair, ideal for those who want to take up pube-weaving! Or you could keep them in the bag and display them somewhere?
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But you are usually too shy, then these Pherolife vials are for you. They are pure human pheromones, and with only a few drops women will start to find you very attractive. Far easier than being genuinely nice or interesting!!
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This is genuine rain from Yorkshire in England. It comes in a lovely labelled jar and would make a great gift for …….people who collect rain and mean to!!
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These two jelly babies have certainly taken the lyrics of this song too far. They are now siamese twins and require a good home. No pets, children, carpets or hungry people please!
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With a leather look bag in the design of a coffin. Shaped like a coffin with a large dross on the side and chain handle, it would be a goth’s ideal accessory. You’ll certainly be the talk of the town if you go out with this over your shoulder.
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With this bag of real dog fur!! Totally genuine, unwashed hair from a golden coloured dog named Zack. With real dead fleas thrown in, this is a fantastic opportunity to get into dog hair weaving or flea taxidermy - bid now!
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Because it is an edible bra! Totally unsuitable for everyday wear as it will melt, this edible undie will give lots of saucy fun as your partner eats his way to pleasure - pleasant Rum flavour.
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