Crazy Auctions

A print of dolls doing unthinkable things to each other! Genuine fetish dolls product, but perhaps needs careful thought as to where it should be displayed. See this auction

Yes, it was the rather spookily titled Ghost voice message recorder. Record your message, then leave it somewhere and it will be activated when another person walks past. Fantastic for frightening the **** out of anyone!! See this auction

A genuine ticket stubb and condom from The Bloodhound Gang! This would be suitable for any BG fan, or anyone who collects unusual condoms! It is still in its wrapper – so would also be apractical gift for someone. See this auction

This is the conscience and soul of a 30 year old who has decided he won’t be needing either of these any more. You will recieve a jar and signed certificate of purchase, to say that you do indeed own this mans soul. Great for the Satan wannabee! See this auction

Only for the sick – this video contains images of a variety of really wierd and horrid things. From plane crashes to people eating live snakes. Go on- bid for it, and see how strong your stomach really is!! See this auction

This real Jivaro head from Eucador still has its hair. Perfectly shrunken, it could be placed on your mantelpiece and be a real conversation starter, or just frighten the life out of your visitors to give you a quiet and peaceful life! See this auction

This is your chance to purchase a toy with a very disturbing past. It has caused its toddler owner to develop cuts, for other toys to melt and change shape and to truly frighten the child’s parents. If you want to own a possesed toy – bid now, but beware!! See this auction

This apple was genuinely eaten by Snow White. It has magical, mystical powers and care should be taken. A wonderful chance to own a fairy tale fruit! See this auction

Will be what your partner will get when you use this fake rubber tongue! It is amazingly realistic, and you could pierce it so your friends will think you have actually had your tongue pierced. It will give the game away when you take it out for storage however!! See this auction

This pair of old trainers will have had a lot of sweaty feet in them. Once belonging to a 21 year old girl and used to run in, these will be perfect for the fetishist!! See this auction

For the grown man who needs nursed to health, this nurse figurine will provide the best medicine! With a very saucy pose, it may well raise your blood pressure, especially if your mother accidentally catches a glimpse!! See this auction

Well now you can have one, with this super neon bar light. Features the word BAR in 3 neon colours. Perfect for the teenager in you! See this auction

With this brand new willy lead! You can be in control of your partners privates and lead him on a merry dance. Ensure the mother in law is not likey to ‘pop round’ before fixing this on. See this auction

Be very afraid, of this vintage William Fuld ouija board. It comes with a very dark history, and was found in the walls of a house where the owner had been haunted by evil spirits for years!! Not for the timid. See this auction

This is a wolf’s head incense burner. Put a cone inside and watch the smoke come out of its mouth – just as theough it is howling! Put this interesting and unusual piece where everyone can see it and watch with interest as it begins to smoke! See this auction