Crazy Auctions

This is a fantastic golfing mousemat, which gives you a cheer when you move the ball. Ideal for the novice who could do with some encouragement! Will make a super novelty gift for the golfing widow – just be sure you’re not there when she opens it! See this auction

Giant Malaysian Forest Black Scorpion. Comes in a wooden frame, and is in perfect condition. At 7″ by 4″ this stingy fellow will be sure to delight the scorpion enthusiast! See this auction

For an extra special thrill, why not buy these vibrating red knickers and put a smile on your face while shopping, at the cinema or just for you and your partner. You could let your partner have the remote control – for added kinky fun. Just don’t accidently let your mum/auntie borrow them! See this [...]

Then this is for you. A kit containing all you need to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. Comes with spell, mirror and potion. Far better for you than chocolate! See this auction

This is unique, unusual and a little disturbing. An elephants foot which has been converted into a box, complete with Mahogany lining and lid. Great for lovers of the unusual – not so great for the elephant! See this auction

This is a unique collectable item – a Wallaby preserved beautifully by a taxidermist. In a lying position (probably how he was last seen!), this unusual little chap will provide at least a few minutes of interesting conversation with anyone who ever visits your home! See this auction

This is an amazing display of 3 huge bullfrogs in various poses, courtesy of a taxidermist! A truly disturbing sight. Would suit those who have a love of bullfrogs, or taxidermy, and really not anyone else!!! Your gran would not appreciate this in her Christmas stocking. See this auction

In fact it is Methane gas – or a fart in a jar! It comes in a lovely glass jar with a decorative label. It would be a perfect gift for anyone who collects farts!!!!!!! See this auction

This set of charming Cannabis fairy lights will make the joy of hemp more accessable whilst providing pretty and practical lighting solutions. We are unable to provide any guarantees that parents will approve! See this auction

Because this scary little chap’s only 10cm tall. Death himself is made from Pewter and carries his trademark scythe. If you think you need reminding of the ‘end’ then the Grim Reaper will make a charming addition to your mantelpiece!! See this auction

Realistic looking human skull, made from a resin which gives it that aged, dirty look. So good your neighbours may begin to get nervous around you!! It even has an authentic hinged jaw. See this auction

Now you can with this truly gruesome pencil sharpener. One of the Living Dead dolls series, this is Posie as a pencil sharpener. Just stick your pencil into her eye socket and the shavings come out of her mouth! Not a gift for the children!! See this auction

Reproduction of the official accident report, personal death papers, birth and death certificates and a full colour cover. Ideal for the James Dean enthusiast or those interested in the deaths of the famous! See this auction

Creepy looking skull with snapping mouth and light up eyes. Put in 2AA batteries and let it fly around the house or garden. Makes a change from a plane or kite. See this auction

This is a genuine 6.8cm snuff bottle. It is carved in Ox bone and features erotic scenes. It is xx rated, and it is best not to display it on the mantelpiece when relatives come to visit. See this auction