Crazy Auctions

This is an absolutley giant black afro wig. If you dare, wear it to a 70’s revival night and amaze everyone there. This would not make a good wig to use if you wanted to go incognito, as you will be seen for miles before you actually get there!!!!
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With this lovely pink nodding dog. Not just your average nodding pooch, but a delicate feminine colour with an attractive black feather boa around her neck! Put het in the back window of your car and prepare to be pointed at!!
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This kit is in its original tin, and is intact although the rubber has started to perish and is disgustingly sticky!
This may interest the collector of Enema kits - if there is such a person. Otherwise, try the mother in law and run away fast!!!
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It is rare because it was used in the Japanese Kyushu Sumo Wrestling Tournament! The very sand that was used to make the tournament ring in a lovely little gold gift box. This would make a great gift for a Sumo wrestling fan, but may be completely lost on anyone else!
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This is a tiny door, hand painted by a talented young artist. It allows fairies to come into your house as they wish. The door comes mounted on card with a poem, to recite and let the magic come into your home! A lovely gift for a child.
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By purchasing this chair specially made to be a throne. It is beautifully consructed with red velvet covering and luxurious gold metal work. A very fine addition to any room. Unfortunately, you will have to pay for a crown yourself, and as for servants!!!!!!!!!
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So please give him a new home. He is a very cute and loveable furry brown bat toy. His beady little eyes will melt your heart, and give a warm glow to any Bat lovers out there. He comes complete with a new name tag.
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Literally or otherwise, with these 2 brand new riding crops. Would suit the experienced horse-person or someone who could use a whip. You could even use them for display purposes, as a relative/annoying neighbour deterrant!!
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And have your own bar, with this class 2 EU laser. It gives 12 amazing glowing images that will be seen for 10 metres! It is a Smirnoff promotional laser sign, and would make a great present for someone who has their own bar, or dreams of owning one.
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Fantastic fun for parties, these are various coloured glow sticks that you snap to activate and last for up to 16 hours. You could even decorate your house or garden with them. Maybe you’d like to relive the rave years, well bid now and you can!!
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Be careful who you give this lighter to - as it is the ultimate in rudeness! Flick open this butane refillable lighter and not only will you see the words ‘f**ck You’ but you will also hear this very phrase repeated to you!!! A great party trick, but entirely unsuitable for polite gatherings or family parties!!
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Own this genuine reproduction of ‘The One’ ring, as worn by Frodo in the Lord of the rings. This would make a super gift for any Tolkien enthusiast, and it comes in a presentation box for display - or you could wear it yourself if you dare!!
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From the Lord of the Rings trilogy. This brooch was worn by those who were entrusted to save Middle Earth. Now you can own a genuine reproduction, made from Silver, gift boxed and with a certificate of authenticity.
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Have great fun with this extra long roll of bubble wrap. You can spend hours just popping away, and it’s great therapy if you are a bit stressed. Just make sure you do the popping in private as it will drive your friends mad!
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This is an authentic figurine from the Turds collectable range. Plop Idol features a turd complete with microphone, ready to sing. Wonder if Simon Cowell would approve!
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