Crazy Auctions

Put someone you don’t like into this and throw whatever you want at them! These are made from antique pine and are beautifully varnished. Or you could just use them as a deterrent to pesky neighbours! See this auction

This is a brand new pirate flag. Attach it to your ship (or car, house, or bike) and prepare to be feared by all (not guaranteed) The skull and crossbones is sure to make you look like Long John Silver!! See this auction

With this super new multi coloured flashing mouth!! It will certainly make heads turn – maybe away from you, but why not have a go anyway. Bid today and tomorrow you could be a laughing stock. See this auction

This is a wedding voodoo doll, complete with sections specially designed for you to stick pins into! Don’t want any toasters?, then stab a pin in that area and see what happens! A very strange and unusual gift for a bride to be. See this auction

Well now you can with this specially made Profimask. It was made by a make-up artist who works in film, and is very convincing. Use it to avoid people, to play pranks or even to flee the country!! See this auction

With this service you can play some great pranks on your mates, or really impress someone with realistic photos of you with a celebrity. You choose the celebrity and how you want the photo to look – and just like magic it will appear. We cannot guarantee that you will make any real friends with [...]

It is from Greenham Common US military airbase in Berkshire, England. There is none of the runway left now, so here is your chance to own a little piece of history. It was the scene of many protests throughout the 1980’s and was used during World War II. Many famous people have stood on it. [...]

This is a 7″ tree person made from resin. He holds a book of fairy tales in his hands and you can light a tea light in him and watch his kindly features glow at you. Would suit the person with a passion for the unusual. See this auction

Then re-live the good old days by purchasing the soundtrack to the (in)famous film – Beavis and Butthead Do America. Can’t stand them? Then buy the soundtrack and have fun smashing it to pieces!! Either way it is worth having!!! See this auction

If you are constantly licking your lips and drying them out, then this is for you. It is a Canadian Moose Poo chap stick! As it says on the side – it won’t cure your lips but it sure will stop you licking them!! Are you brave enough to try it? See this auction

This is perfect for the snake enthusiast – a full length snake taxidermy. It is a Royal Python and is aroung 13″ long. Display it anywhere you like, but be sure to warn any guests (unless it’s the in-laws). See this auction

These are an antique pair of genuine ivory earrings. They are sculpted as little skulls and even have faces! If you fancy dangling these very strange human skulls from your ears – place your bid now!! See this auction

Indeed, this is in fact a photo of someone’s brother. The little lad is feeling a bit unloved, so help hime out by bidding on a picture of him and give him a sense of what he is really worth!! Be nice now! See this auction

With this super little FM radio. It is very special, being both a radio and a lovely green foot shaped ornament. All you need are 2 AA batteries and you can tune the foot by squeezing its toes!! Really great fun, and perfect as a gift! See this auction

This piece is a fantastically disturbing ornament featuring a pair of foo dogs made from hardstone. They look as though they are savaging each other, and with dark red and black colours it makes a frightening piece!! Bid if you dare. See this auction