Crazy Auctions

Because you will win Haunt the Beanie bear. He is ever so cute and adorable, with black fur and sparkles. He loves Halloween and even has a pumpkin emblem, so bid now and get him for a Hauntingly good time!!!!
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You could win a date with a 6ft dark haired bloke – and feel good about it, because the proceeds are going to the NSPCC!! He claims to be in unused condition and is ready for a night of romantic dining and fun!! Well worth placing a bid – or two!!!! See this auction

This is a genuinely Goulish item. It is a large black demon cat, with huge red eyes, sharp fangs and is fully poseable. It is great Halloween novelty, but is actually very disturbing. Not an ideal gift for those with a nervous disposition. See this auction

This is a genuine Irish tale of chickens and bottles. You can read the story and bid for the genuine Irish chicken in a bottle (or bottle in a chicken). You need to read it to believe it – and even then you won’t be sure!! Will make an excellent talking point at parties. See [...]

Are these Iguana money boxes. You see the Iguana sitting on top of a coconut, and can drop your money in. Be warned, they are very realistic and may scare anyone who is frightened of these creatures!!! See this auction

You won’t think of white christmases when you shake this snowglobe. That is because it is nestled on top of a pile of skulls and when you shake it balck glitter and little bats fly around!! Fantastic Gothic effect and great novely value. See this auction

As in spine creepingly unplesant to look at. This skull coathook certainly has the Ew factor. It is a large authentically coloured skull with 2 hooks attached for coats etc. Definately offputting – especially suitable for Goths. See this auction

This is a rather beautiful ornament of a spider on a web, made with 24ct Gold and Swarovski crystals. However, spider phobics beware – not all the jewels in the world would make you want to display this. Best for collectors who love spiders or want to keep someone with a fear of the hairy [...]

This is a blank ringbound notebook cleverly designed to resemble aged Pewter. The design is a skull and Pentagram, and is the perfect hiding place for your dark and secret thoughts and feelings. Be sure not to leave it lying around!! See this auction

This is a rather unusual incense holder. It is 7 elephants in a V shape, made from soapstone. Would make an interesting addition to your home. Will certainly give your relatives something to talk about!! See this auction

This is a genuine lie detector machine. Now you can tell whether your friends or work mates are winding you up or hiding the truth. Secretly we all wish we had one of these, kept handy for those moments in life when you just want to know for sure. Well – now you can. Boasts [...]

This is a strange and unusual outdoor candle holder. It is a large rams head, and the large horns double up as candle holders!! You can put one candle on each horn and astound guests at your garden party. How many paople do you know can say they have a glowing rams head in their [...]

This hangover pack contains a remedy book plus two essential massage oils. Great for the lover of alcohol, but can we suggest you give it to them before they start drinking and don’t present your gift first thing the morning after?!! See this auction

This is a very unusual piece, and would be great for anyone with a love of myth and legend. It is a crystal ball with a pewter fairy resting on top. Just put it on its LED base and it gives off lovely relaxing colour, just like a good night light. Don’t worry, you are [...]

With these rather fantastic but highly unusual syringe pens. They come in a variety of lovely colours and actually do work, with the added thrill of having what looks like a real syringe attached to the top! Not a good idea for children!!!! See this auction