Crazy Auctions

Straight from the beaches of Cornwall. All you need to do is request the area in Cornwall you’d like the air to come from and it will be sent to you bagged and with proof of authenticity!! This way you can just take some fresh air to work with you and you won’t need to [...]

This is a 4″ high resin skeleton playing the bass guitar with enthusiasm!! It could make the ideal gift for the musician in your life, or just leave it on display in your house and scare your in-laws! See this auction

This is a jigsaw titled ‘To Kill A Husband’. It may be just what you need if you are in the process of a divorce, or perhaps you collect very strange jigsaws. Whatever you reason bid now and own this very unique jigsaw. See this auction

Bid on this set of teeth moulds and you choose what do do with them. Maybe on display, maybe to frighten someone? Just telling someone that you bought another person’s dental moulds should do the trick!!!! See this auction

This is a painting by Nancy Farmer, and is of children playing. However, when you look closely you discover that they are not what they seem. Can you handle having this Demonic themed artwork in your home?! How long would it last before it was banished to the attic? Bid now and see what you [...]

This is a rare centrepiece – a brass tortoise that rings (like a bell would) if you press its head or tail!! It is very old, so would make a super collectors item. Otherwise, you could always put it in the garden and name it – for a no fuss pet!! See this auction

This is a lifesize hand-shaped candle. It sits so that all five fingers are upright, and with each finger having a wick it gives a very eerie glow. Even more horrible is when the wax melts away, because you are left with real-looking bone underneath. Super for giving your house a scary look on Halloween. [...]

His name may ewell be wiggly woo, but just think of what great fun this cute garden worm would be. He is 20″ long, and comes in 3 pieces, so it looks as though he is wriggly through your lawn. See this auction

Bid for this bizzare multi coloured flashing ashtray!! It is super tacky, and would be great for cheesy parties. Other than that, i’m not sure who would want a flashing ashtray. Maybe you could use it to help you give up smoking, as you’d be too embarrased to bring it out of the cupboard!? [...]

With this mini beach kit. It includes a deck chair, white sand, a beachball, sandals, seashells and beach umbrella! You could put it on your desk, and smile as you remember summer days at the beach or great holidays. Watch out for envious colleagues though!! See this auction

That is what these teddy bear key rings are, because they are also lip gloss. Each one is flavoured and coloured, so you could have strawberry, blueberry, cherry or lemon glitter lips. If you are an adult looking at these and think they might just do for you – don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone. [...]

These are someone’s Gall Stones!! They were removed during an operation in 2003, and now they are available for you to buy. They might make an interesting addition to your mantelpiece, what with the variety of colours!!! Just don’t look too closely. See this auction