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A policeman available for auction to keep law and order in your house. The only downside is that he’s inflatable and 50cm tall.

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Read this one closely. It’s really just the guy’s living room. If it work’s he’s a genius, if it doesn’t then he’s just another fool.

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8 weeks of verbal abuse - insults via telephone

Now who can truly say that they don’t want to at least try this once! It will take you back to childhood, and give you a great laugh at the same time. Try it on your friends, colleauges and your children - but be wary of bosses with no sense of humour!

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Do you have trouble getting your partner in the mood? Then here is your answer. It is a magic set that specializes in the tricks of seduction! A fake wine bottle contains all the gimmicks you will need for a night of passion.

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This is a rather original sign to let people know where your toilet is - it is in the shape of a toilet and says ‘the wee room’!!!! Fantastic - great for a gift for anyone who appreciates humour.
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These are guaranteed to make your stomach turn. Just make sure and give them to someone who will appreciate the joke. Bid now - but only if you can stomach it!!

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This is the well-known Toilet Nanny. It is a great little device that you just place under the toilet seat - and it gives a little reminder to the men to aim for the toilet and to put the seat down!! Great idea, so bid now and save yourself from further hassle and cleaning!!

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This is a lovely bar of Blueberry scented soap, that you can pick up and use to soothe and cleanse!! This is because it has a little motor inside it that make sit vibrate whenever you pick it up! Probably best kept away from visiting family!

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This is a large 200gram bar of Dairy Milk, complete with personlization. The persons name and photo will be added - great gift - and ideal way to keep your chocolate safe!!

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Not as much as this guy is!

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This is apparently a genuine replica of a hangmans noose. In days of old, hangmen would sell off the old rope used for the execution - and now is your chance to own something that you can tell the grandkids about!
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This is a truly horrifying ‘ornament’ - it is a human skull with a large black Scorpian on the top. This is not a lovely piece to keep in the glass cabinet - it really is for those with a love of the horrific/gothic!!
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Do you want to own a Tarantula, a Giant Beetle and a Centipede? Don’t worry - they are beautifully preserved by taxidermy, but they’ll still give you the creeps!
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This must sell fast - because the present owner is genuinely frightened of it! It is an ornamental tree in a pot, but it has been the cause of some truly wierd going’s on! Please bid now, if you are not frightened of creepy/haunted things, and let this person be free of it!!!
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