A policeman available for auction to keep law and order in your house. The only downside is that he’s inflatable and 50cm tall.
Archive for March, 2005
Police Auction
Thursday, March 31st, 2005Naming Rights for Pop Culture Shrine?
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005Read this one closely. It’s really just the guy’s living room. If it work’s he’s a genius, if it doesn’t then he’s just another fool.
Verbal Abuse?
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005Amazing Fart Pen
Thursday, March 24th, 2005Now who can truly say that they don’t want to at least try this once! It will take you back to childhood, and give you a great laugh at the same time. Try it on your friends, colleauges and your children - but be wary of bosses with no sense of humour!
Seduction - by Magic!
Thursday, March 24th, 2005Do you have trouble getting your partner in the mood? Then here is your answer. It is a magic set that specializes in the tricks of seduction! A fake wine bottle contains all the gimmicks you will need for a night of passion.
An Alternative Toilet Sign
Thursday, March 24th, 2005This is a rather original sign to let people know where your toilet is - it is in the shape of a toilet and says ‘the wee room’!!!! Fantastic - great for a gift for anyone who appreciates humour.
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Edible Scorpoins
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005These are guaranteed to make your stomach turn. Just make sure and give them to someone who will appreciate the joke. Bid now - but only if you can stomach it!!
The Super Duper Toilet Trainer - For Men
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005This is the well-known Toilet Nanny. It is a great little device that you just place under the toilet seat - and it gives a little reminder to the men to aim for the toilet and to put the seat down!! Great idea, so bid now and save yourself from further hassle and cleaning!!
Amazing Vibrating Soap!
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005This is a lovely bar of Blueberry scented soap, that you can pick up and use to soothe and cleanse!! This is because it has a little motor inside it that make sit vibrate whenever you pick it up! Probably best kept away from visiting family!
The Perfect Gift for the Chocoholic
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005This is a large 200gram bar of Dairy Milk, complete with personlization. The persons name and photo will be added - great gift - and ideal way to keep your chocolate safe!!
Frustrated with ebay?
Wednesday, March 9th, 2005Not as much as this guy is!
OO - a Mini Hangmans Noose!
Monday, March 7th, 2005This is apparently a genuine replica of a hangmans noose. In days of old, hangmen would sell off the old rope used for the execution - and now is your chance to own something that you can tell the grandkids about!
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Scorpians Bite!
Monday, March 7th, 2005This is a truly horrifying ‘ornament’ - it is a human skull with a large black Scorpian on the top. This is not a lovely piece to keep in the glass cabinet - it really is for those with a love of the horrific/gothic!!
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EEEK! Horrifying Beesties!!
Monday, March 7th, 2005Do you want to own a Tarantula, a Giant Beetle and a Centipede? Don’t worry - they are beautifully preserved by taxidermy, but they’ll still give you the creeps!
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Creepy Haunted Statue!
Tuesday, March 1st, 2005This must sell fast - because the present owner is genuinely frightened of it! It is an ornamental tree in a pot, but it has been the cause of some truly wierd going’s on! Please bid now, if you are not frightened of creepy/haunted things, and let this person be free of it!!!
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