Well - not quite! This is actually a small piece of mud and grass from the area around the Statue of Liberty. You could still call it a piece of history, but that really would be pushing it - its just mud and dirt really!!! But, if you would like to own this (are you sure??) then get bidding.
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Archive for April, 2005
Genuine Statue of Liberty
Thursday, April 28th, 2005Chocolate - Better than Sex?
Thursday, April 28th, 2005If you think it might be, then this poster is for you. It’s title is ‘25 reasons why chocolate is better than a man’ !!!! A great idea for a gift, or if you just want to give your blike a bit of a hint!!
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Be A Champion in the Kitchen
Thursday, April 28th, 2005Or at least pretend that you are, with this Woman’s Own cokkery medal! You can proudly hang it over the aga, or even have it put in a lovely frame - just beware - someone might actually ask you to cook for them!!!!
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Ever Seen a Pig Fly?
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005You most certainly will if you win this item for your beloved pooch. It is a fantastic latex flying pig toy, and will delight any canine - so get bidding!
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YUK - Are You Feeling a But Pickled?
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005You will be once you see this great idea - a glass jar full of mini pickled bums!!!! It looks genuine, as they are a super pinky bum colour and shape and are all nicely squashed into the lovely pickle jar. Just don’t look right before a meal!
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I You Like Pina Colada……
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005Then you will love this edible thong. Buy it for your ‘partner’ and have a truly tropical time together!!!!!!
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Punk Rock
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005This cute little fellow is actually a genuine punk rock!!! Standing at just over an inch tall, he is a natural rock (as found in the ground) but with a real punky element of a white stripe (headband) around his head!! Brilliant - and he can be all yours.
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What’s inside the mystery box?
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005Thanks to rajuncajun21 for this one
Old Croaker
Tuesday, April 19th, 2005This is a cutesy wee frog soft toy in a box. It is ideal as a birthday present for anyone getting on a bit!!!! However, we cannot guarantee that the recipient will have a functioning sense of humour - so beware!!!
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Sick - Cat in a Sack
Tuesday, April 19th, 2005Although this is described a great fun, there is also the rather icky element. The cat is, after all, tied up in a sack, miaowing to get out!!! This could be a great practical joke gift - but probably not for real cat lovers.
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Work of art?
Friday, April 15th, 2005We’re not entirely sure what this auction is for but maybe we just aren’t arty enough. Anyway we decided it was time to start bidding on some of this crazy stuff as well as listing it.
hey Tossers !!
Friday, April 15th, 2005Grow your own Caber set - everything you need to take part in the next Highland Games. Check it out…….
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Agony Death Mask!
Friday, April 15th, 2005Help the poor person who really wants rid of this wierd and disturbing stone mask. It sends shivers up your spine and makes you want to look away. Find out more if you dare…..
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Brilliant - For Men
Friday, April 15th, 2005These nipple fridge magnets are ideal for all the men out there - who can’t find anything (unless it is a boob/nipple). You will notice any notes left for you and they can help direct you to an item you have ‘misplaced’. Also a great idea for all the women out there who are fed up having to find things for their partners!!!!
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Yuk - Chilli flavoured Worms
Friday, April 15th, 2005These nasy crisps may appeal to soem people’s taste, but only the very strange!! They are an appealing flavour, but the authentic worm look is decidedly unappealing. Ideal gift for a hated colleague!!
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