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Bid now for these brilliant rubber gloves. These are no ordinary pair of gloves to do the dishes with - oh no these are designer. They have very styish tartan trims, and will be a fashionalbe adition to any kitchen!
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The ideal accessory to those heady summer pool parties, or lads holidays! It is a brand new unused gian tinflatable bottle of Stella. Bid now.
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This is a brilliant little drinks dispenser - that is a miniature petrol pump! It is silver, and has a clear tank and a little nozzle - just like the kins you et in the garage! Great fun for parties and fun.
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This is a great gadget to own - and not only will others laugh but they will want one. It’s a banana designed to work as a handsfree for your mobile phone. No mess, no fuss, just great fun!!
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I went to the local grocery store to pick a few items up to make a nice spaghetti dinner for my fiancé and I. As usual, I picked up some garlic for seasoning. I always check it out to make sure that it’s all there and that it’s not discolored or anything. The scary thing is, when I purchased this garlic, it was fine! About 2 hours later when I went to make dinner, it had these horns and two eyes!

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Andrew did a bad thing. He had an accident with his mother’s car. No one was injured, but they do not have comprehensive insurance on the car, and the wreck left it looking pretty bad. He wants to raise money to repair his mother’s car sooner than he can save up the money for it, because it leaks when it rains. So he has put a French fry on auction at E-Bay. He WILL be repaying the entire debt, to learn the lesson of responsibility, this is just to speed the process along, to prevent rusting and further damage.

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I noticed as I got closer to the kitchen the noises were getting louder and louder. A little nervous I walked into the kitchen and quickly turned on the light. It sounded like some kind of animal was inside the cabinet where I keep the snacks. I thought maybe it was a possum or raccoon that had somehow got into the house and sneaked into the cabinet while we were asleep.

I decided I would open the cabinet and start swinging the bat if anything jumped out. I was a little surprised and walked over cautiously and sure enough the noise was coming from inside the box. I put the bat down and picked up the animal crackers. The box was shaking in my hands. I opened it expecting to find a mouse or something inside but to my surprise all I found were these:

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Because it is a secret fart machine - you can use it from 14 metres away, so the embarrasing noise will be blamed on someone else! You can choose your victim, and press the button - a lovely rude noise will follow - as well as some smiles, gasps and red faces!!! Go on - bid now - you won’t regret it!
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Please help Dougal from the Magic Roundabout - he needs a new home and fast! Not only will this cuddly little toy look incredibly cute, but he is also a very practical clutch bag. Maybe he could be worn out on the town with a favourite outfit, and a new fashion could be born!!
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Your car would not be complete without a set of fluffy dice - but these are not just any dice - these are pink Diamante fluffy dice! So what if your car isn’t actually a nice pink colour - just accessorise with these dice for a lovely pretty effect.
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This is a brilliant idea - a money box in the shape of a parking meter. A great novelty to have in your house, or a fun gift for those who hate to pay for their parking!!! It is 20″ high, and would make lovely added decor to any room!
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This is a totaly genuine home-made cake that has miraculously come out of the oven with what looks very like the image of Jesus on it!! This is rather special and you really have to take a look - it could be yours!
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Send your ACTION FIGURE (or item) on a TOUR OF ITALY!

Do you have a favourite action figure that you would like to send on an Italian holiday? If so, then this auction is for you.

This auction is for a trip of a lifetime for your favourite action figure.

My wife and I will be travelling to Italy in July for 12 days, and your action figure (or other item) can accompany us for the entire trip. Check it out!

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Thanks Doug

The lesson learned is more valuable than the auction item!

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