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This is a brilliant idea for a party - russian roulette which gives a rather unpleasant electric shock! It is not recommended for people with heart conditions or nervous dispositions, but it sounds brilliant fun! Bid now and it could be yours for the next party

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This is a great idea for insect collectors or enthusiasts, but will probabaly really upset anyone else!! It is a real carapace insect preserved in resin and mounted onto a lovely keychain.

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This has been removed from a road somewhere by a rather naughty individual. It is a free standing road beacon, which you could own and use anywhere you like! Maybe as a piece of furniture or even an interesting garden feaure!!!

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This is a fantastic, never-used willy shaped jelly mould. It has a very authentic look to it - and will provide lots of delicious willy-shpaed jellies to have fun with!!!!

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This is one of a rare collection of anti-chav bands. If you are fed up with the Brittany Spears, Colleens and Charlotte Churches of the world - then speak out and get one of these wristbands today!!

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This is a rather unusual and slightly yukky mousemat - featuring thousands of sperm attempting to fertilise an egg! Great idea for a novelty girlie gift.
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Every sport-mad person will love this mini-fridge. It is shaped and coloured like a football, and holds a decent number of beer cans!! Be really popular with the man in your life and get him this fridge!!
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This is a very strange looking Frog container. It could be used for trinkets or jewellery. Or…….. you could buy it and put it in a cupboard so no-one else has to look at it!!!!!
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Eurrgghhh - Now who on earth would want this pair of really stinky socks. The owner boasts that they have never been washed, and are genuinely really stinky!! Perhaps they could be used as some sort of weapon/deterrant??!!
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This is a geniune, never-use inflatable wife!! It not only folds away neatly, but when fully inflated will entertain for ages!! Just keep it well hidden from the bride!
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This is a genuine nugget of Australian Gold - with an intriguing design of some kind. Take a look now and see for yourself - it is some kind of strange picture formed from the Gold. Maybe its a message of some kind!!
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It is a full set of dentures - boasting one careful lady owner!! Why anyone would want these is a mystery, but if you really want hem, and place a bid, e-mail and let us know why you would want them!!!!
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Why would anyone want to own this - Maybe because you like truly ugly things?!! Well, this is a genuinely ugly cocktail stick holder. It is a donkey ornament with holes in the saddle for the cocktail sticks. Great if you collect the unusual - or if you want something hideous for a disliked relative!!!
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