Crazy Auctions

Warning - this is not for genuine cat lovers. This is because David & Goliath have created the antidote to all the cute Hello Kitty things there are. This time the Kitty is in the washing machine, on spin cycle, so it really is Goodbye!
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Brilliant - a brand new two pack of black socks, but these are not any ordinary socks - they actaully smell of sweets! This is a really great way to avoid that embarrsing moment when youremove your socks - and your partner nearly passes out!! Now you can have (literally) sweet-smelling footsies!!
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You will be sure to shift the pounds with this great ‘weight loss fork’. The beauty is in its simplicity - it is an ordinary fork, but with something taken away. Check it out now - and start your successful diet today!
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Yes, and this time the bidding starts at £10000! For that you get the chance to advertise your company’s name or website - but here’s the interesting bit - as a tattoo on this woman’s back!!! Yes, you did read that correctly, this lady is willing to have someone’s company details put on her back permanently - and for only a small cost for a lifetime of advertising.
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Yuk, this is a truly disgusting piece of kit. It contains moulds that fit into your bottom, and allow you to create poos that are all kinds of amazing shapes. Why anybody would want to mould their poos is a mystery - but if you fancy trying it, or think it would make the ideal gift for someone, then get bidding.
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Yes, when you ‘play’ this little electric guitar you really will be - because it is a cigarette lighter!! It is brand new, and even has real strings, so you’ll be sure to get a few second glance when you bring out your lighter!
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This fantastic little portable radio has am/fm channels an antenna - and one thing no other radio has = bid red lips that move in time with the music!!! This is a must-have item, so get bidding
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There are two ways to view this genuine Guess Who game - great, fantastic and a real bargain - or genuinely disturbing! It really epends on your opinion of Top of The Pops. There are great pics of the likes of Justin Timberlake, or Sclub7 members. Ideal for pop lovers - a real nightmare for everyone else!!
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This is a fantastic novelty Cuckoo Clock, and on the hour, every hour, Tarzan pops out and gives his own unique call! It even has a sensor so you are not disturbed through the night. Brilliant - and it would make a super gift!!
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