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Yes, it looks like that dude from Pulp Fiction - BUT it’s a cookie. Yep, you can eat it, but the owner of this cookie feels it would be wrong to eat this Cookie-likey, so bid and set him/it free!!!

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This is a very amusing poster titles Beer - Helping Ugly People!!!! It’s a great idea as a gift for any students you know - and will raise more than a few laughs.
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This is a rather beautiful spell book, with a dragon on the front and very authentic ‘olde’ look. A nice place to write down spells, or just use it as a notebook to get some admiring glances.

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This is a brilliant idea for a novelty gift, or if you want to treat yourself - and have fun scaring and making your friends laugh. Buck is a stag’s head you can put on your wall - but this is not just some sort of hunting trophy - oh no! Buck sings and talks. You can record your own voice, or just have him sing ‘Sweet Home Alabama’!!!! You just have to have this

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Well no, it’s not you that’s dreaming, but somebody has!! This person is auctioning their dream - yes, you read it correctly. It is apparently a nice dream, dreamt recently in the comfort of their own bed, complete with pyjamas!
Of course you should bid, the person concerned is going to give the winning bidder a representation of the dream on paper - so the greater the price, the better the writing will be. Intrigued?

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Because this is a very high quality latex mask of the infamous Michael Myers from the horror movie Halloween. It will scare the xxxx out of anyone who sees you coming alone wearing this - especially on a dark and stormy night! So bid now, and you could have the perfect costume for this years Halloween!!
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Well, you migth not find that many titillating articles in this paper, unlike what the name suggests. Intercourse News - yes, that is really what this newspaper is called, and it contains not one lewd article. It is actually the paper of the Amish people of Lancaster in the USA, published in 1990. This is fantastic for novelty value, so get bidding
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With these rather brilliant three-flame jet lighters. The flames are around 2500 degrees centigrade!!!!! They can melt small coins, and have apparently even been used by plumbers for small last minute patch-ups! So it sounds like they are the ideal gift for the gadget freak, just be sure they end up in responsible hands!!!
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OK - What kind of a person puts the soty and pictures of their husbands hernia for sale on the Internet?!!! Well, we’re not sure, but this lady has even named the hernia Ernie - rather aptly. So please, put her out of her misery and bid on the medical condition!!! Who knows, the story might even be a good read!!
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