Crazy Auctions

This is a brilliant punchbag game - for your fingers! Just sit it on a table, and be entertained for hours. Find out who is a wimp, and who is a strongman (finger).

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Yes, you did read it right - this is an auction to help poor little rubber. His name is Johnnie, and he really needs a loving, caring new home. Also thrown in is Rubber Ronnie - he also needs a new and caring home.

Can you give a little rubber a new life?

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This poor little lemon needs someone to pay his ransom - or in 10 days he gets it!! He is a lovely little fellow, with quite a history - check out his auction and you could be saving a life

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A german auction with the holy Maria on a pancake. Looks real I think

from PG1980

Yes, this is a genuine new and never used fart filter. You just fit it into your oants and it prevents the noxious fumes from pouring out. Ideal if you have a bit of a wind problem, and have an important event coming up that you really don’t want to embarrass yourself at! Also a good idea for those crucial fisrt dates!!

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Now is your chance to have all your sins forgiven - in one cheap and easy go! The highest bidder will have the chance to confess his or her deepest, darkest moments in total privacy, and have them all forgiven. It’s a bargain!!!

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This is a small piece of wood that has been blessed by a real gypsy. Apparently if you keep it in your ourse, it will never be empty! However, it has not to be touched by anyone other than its real owner, so bid now and that could be you!!

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This is a great opportunity to help charity at the same time as helping someone get rid of their belly-ache! This person has had Crohns disease for anumber of years, and has got so fed up with it, they have decided to auction their tummy ache on ebay!!!

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This lovely little long-dead creature is called Ana the Ammonite. She was a shelly marine creature when she was alive, swimming in the seas of Bristol - but now all that remains is the stone i was buried in. Please bid on me, and make an Ammonite happy, while owning a real piece of history!

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Please place a bid for this lovely little friend. He is a baby Orville (awww), and his owner says they have grown apart. He needs a new owner to take him for walks and read him bedtime stories. Are you up to the job?!

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This is an experimental auction to see if anyone out there is crazy enough to bid on this person’s cherry - from the top of their Bakewell tart! Would you like to own a cherry, or be given the name of crazy e-bayer? Then bid now

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This is an auction of things once cute and cuddly, but that have been cruelly chewed up by someone’s pet puppy! Apparently all the dead Tedz were once cute and lovely - until pupply got his paws on them and destroyed them outright. Would you like to own a destroyed toy?!!

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This person is appealing to anyone who wants to save a lovely, cute little clementine from suffering the fate of his 11 other brothers and sisters. Yes, they were all mercilessly eaten - but you can do something to help the one remaining clementine. You have to see this auction to believe it!!

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Yes, this amazing player is up for grabs and will be sent with special care to your home. He stands around 4″ high and is made from 100% gingerbread. He is wearing the last seasons home kit and has chocolate eyes!! A great chance to purchase and own a true sporting hero. Do not be tempted to eat him jsut because you are not a Liverpool fan - he is for display only!

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This is an auction for a person’s poor left Coconut! Apparently he has grown apart from the right coconut, and its time he went his own way, and did some travelling!!! Do you want to give a left nut a good home? Then bid now

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