Crazy Auctions

Hurrah! A husband you can blow up when you want him, and then deflate easily when you don’t!!!
he won’t complain about anything, won’t leave dirty washing lying around, and won’t run off with your sister!!
A real must-have
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This is a 7cm bracelet – with real bugs inside!! It is genuine taxidermy, inside a lucite ring! Do you really want to wear a bug? Well, ig you do then get bidding. You will certainly have soemthing to talk about at the next party!!
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This is a fantastic costume for halloween – it is a hellraiser outfit. Yes, thats right – a genuine outfit that makes you look like that bloke with the pins through his head! It is genuinely scary and realistic – maybe not the best choice for your child’s school halloween party!
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This is a rather scary-looking knife-block. It is a voodoo doll, but actually also a rather convenient way to store your blades!! It comes complete with a selection of lovely new knives, and if you are not afraid to frighten your auntie – then this is ideal as part of your kitchen utensils!!
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This is great fun for a night out – a turkey gobbler hat! It really is quite something to see. You wear the turkey on your head, and his legs dangle down past your ears!!!
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These are a pair of rather unusual earrings – as they have mini bottle sof Stella attached. You will be sure not to see anyone else wearing these – and they are idea for a night down your local!!
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This is a charty auction for BBC Children in Need. If you are the winning bidder you will recieve a genuine hair from Pongo the dalmation! You will also receive a think you letter – so go on and make some money for charity.
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