Crazy Auctions

This pizza, once believed to be pepperoni, was bought by the (legendary) Danny Floyd of Falkirk. He proceeded to bung the cuisine in his oven, then fall asleep in a drunken stupor. Only to be awoken by black smoke – and the remains of the pizza. This shameful object could be yours.
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This is an amazing piece of jewellery – it is a bracelet made from real beetles!! This will either send you screaming for the door or you will think it looks really unusual and treasure it always – you decide.
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This is an alien masquerading as a potato – watch out as it may be dangerous! The winning bidder will have to accept full responsibility for this sweet but basically dangerous vegetable. Are you willing to take the chance?
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Yes, this is a genuine auction of a room complete with all the wood and other accessories. You will get a very large package which will contain all you need to make an atmospheric pub room. Darkly lit and not too big! Great for parties in your home, and was designed by London artist Matthew [...]

Yes, this person really is selling off thank-you’s. They would like to make some money to fix their car, so you pay £1 and they will send you a colourful written thank-you! Sounds strange? – yes, but it might be nice for once that someone says thank you for something that you do!!!
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Bid now and you could help this little sweetie make it into the Guiness Book of World Records. Not only will you make it very happy, if you win you will be able to donate money from the cost to your favourite charity!!
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This is a pair of amazing long johns that were apartently bought somewhere near the Arctic circle!! They are illustrated with pictures and text from some of the most important events that have occured over the past 20 years!! You will be entertained for hours, going through the main events of the years!!!
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A super idea for children – or paleontologists!! This is all the way from Japan and is 12 magic-grow ancient dinosuar eggs. All you have to do is drop them into water – and watch them transform into the 12 dinosuars as seen on the back of the packet!! Great and really simple
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This is your chance to own pure rainforest air – all the way from beautiful Australia. It is from Otway National Park in Victoria and comes in beautiful little bottles with coloured labels. A great idea as motivation for this dull time of the year!
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This is what joke chewing gum is – it looks innocent enough, but when you go to pull a piece out -it gives you a mild shock! Fantastic – and whether you are an adult or a child, this is likely to give some top entertaining moments. Not recommended for use with those with pacemakers [...]

And those who do will also love this Crazy Frog desktop gadget. Just pop him on your desk and watch him wobble away merrily – while you can choose whther or not to sing the crazy frog song – just to keep your colleagues happy!!! If you really hate the crazy frog – bid, win [...]

This frightening fellow is advertised as being a great addition to your dungeon – and indeed there are not many more places where he could reasonably be hung! He measures 30″ and comes complete with black cloaks. He is not a cute demon – and definately not suitable for children. Rather, he is likely to [...]

This is a brilliant idea and way to get back at annoying neighbours or even relatives! These are totally fake parking tickets and come with the special official-looking envelope to stick it to a windscreen. Just watch people’s faces change when they see the official looking red on their windscreen – it’ll be worth every [...]