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This may sound rather dull – but its a clever way to get a laugh out of your Dad on Fathers Day. With the same colours and design as Tesco value products, this card has ‘Sincerity Guaranteed’ written on the front – brilliant!
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This little creature comes neatly preserved in a glass jar – having been found on a main road. A totally fab way to really freak someone out – just leave it in the fridge next to the picklid onions and wait for the scream!
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Yes, with these rather handy indicators you can avoid collisions with other pedestrians. There will be no more trying to avoid crashing in the supermarket becasue you will be able to let everyone else know what direction you are about to go in!!!! Fantastic idea and easy to use – just strap them around the [...]

This is a lovely little chap – a cute, cheeky little blue rabbit that is also a hand puppet. OK – so its just a childs toy, but wouldn’t it make a great pressie for someone this Easter. Don’t forget the dual purpose of a toy/puppet or even a place to hide the smaller eggs [...]

This is apparently a rather lovely Amber statue of a persons head. It has the rather freakish look of a skull made from a spooky orangey material. This may be a rare collectors item – or it may just be the perfect accessory to the Goth household! Take a look
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This really does beg the question – who would possibly want to buy a cherry stone?? The seller of this bizarre item believes that it will encourage the creativity to return to ebay. Not sure about this – but bidding on it just because you can seems like the best approach here. Go on – [...]

Yup – you read correctly – here is your chance to own a very special bird. It will not hoot through the night or give you any trouble at all – just stand looking elegant. Or….wobble about a bit looking dodgy and tacky – you decide! What possible use could a person have for this [...]

This is a brilliant idea – you just program this belt buckle to say whatever you want – and you can express yourself from afar without words!! Make it as vulgar or pleasant as you want. How many times have you wanted to give someone a message, but are too far away or too shy? [...]

This has rather bizarrely been collected by someone – and they want to auction it on so some other lucky person can own it!! It is a lovely boxed snowflake made entirely from salt!! Apparently it comes from The Great Salt Lake – and you can decide what that means. Great chance to own a [...]

This pizza, once believed to be pepperoni, was bought by the (legendary) Danny Floyd of Falkirk. He proceeded to bung the cuisine in his oven, then fall asleep in a drunken stupor. Only to be awoken by black smoke – and the remains of the pizza. This shameful object could be yours.
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This is an amazing piece of jewellery – it is a bracelet made from real beetles!! This will either send you screaming for the door or you will think it looks really unusual and treasure it always – you decide.
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This is an alien masquerading as a potato – watch out as it may be dangerous! The winning bidder will have to accept full responsibility for this sweet but basically dangerous vegetable. Are you willing to take the chance?
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Yes, this is a genuine auction of a room complete with all the wood and other accessories. You will get a very large package which will contain all you need to make an atmospheric pub room. Darkly lit and not too big! Great for parties in your home, and was designed by London artist Matthew [...]

Yes, this person really is selling off thank-you’s. They would like to make some money to fix their car, so you pay £1 and they will send you a colourful written thank-you! Sounds strange? – yes, but it might be nice for once that someone says thank you for something that you do!!!
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