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Bid now and you could help this little sweetie make it into the Guiness Book of World Records. Not only will you make it very happy, if you win you will be able to donate money from the cost to your favourite charity!!
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This is a pair of amazing long johns that were apartently bought somewhere near the Arctic circle!! They are illustrated with pictures and text from some of the most important events that have occured over the past 20 years!! You will be entertained for hours, going through the main events of the years!!!
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A super idea for children – or paleontologists!! This is all the way from Japan and is 12 magic-grow ancient dinosuar eggs. All you have to do is drop them into water – and watch them transform into the 12 dinosuars as seen on the back of the packet!! Great and really simple
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This is your chance to own pure rainforest air – all the way from beautiful Australia. It is from Otway National Park in Victoria and comes in beautiful little bottles with coloured labels. A great idea as motivation for this dull time of the year!
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This is what joke chewing gum is – it looks innocent enough, but when you go to pull a piece out -it gives you a mild shock! Fantastic – and whether you are an adult or a child, this is likely to give some top entertaining moments. Not recommended for use with those with pacemakers [...]

And those who do will also love this Crazy Frog desktop gadget. Just pop him on your desk and watch him wobble away merrily – while you can choose whther or not to sing the crazy frog song – just to keep your colleagues happy!!! If you really hate the crazy frog – bid, win [...]

This frightening fellow is advertised as being a great addition to your dungeon – and indeed there are not many more places where he could reasonably be hung! He measures 30″ and comes complete with black cloaks. He is not a cute demon – and definately not suitable for children. Rather, he is likely to [...]

This is a brilliant idea and way to get back at annoying neighbours or even relatives! These are totally fake parking tickets and come with the special official-looking envelope to stick it to a windscreen. Just watch people’s faces change when they see the official looking red on their windscreen – it’ll be worth every [...]

This is the most offensive Christmas present ever – a mug with obscentities – ideal for your boss or a real Christmas scrooge. It features Santa sitting on the toilet swearing a Merry Christmas. A real bargain buy!!!
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This is a rather strange Chritmas Pudding – as it is made totally from ribbon and silk! It looks rather genuine from a distance – but definately odd on closer inspection. Would you like to own this very individual item – then bid now!
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What is this i hear you ask – well it is the latest gadget to add to your collection. A totally groovy light-up duck for you bath. This cheery chappy is LED, and changes into lots of different colours as you bathe – just take him out of the water to stop him from glowing! [...]

Check out this Crazy Aucton Jesus on a Fossil. It is a Fossil with the image of Jesus on it.

Great Chritmas present idea – a special boxed egg with a special message of ‘I Love You’. Just water the egg and watch the message emerge. A lovely idea fof a loved one
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This cheeky litle chappy is an essential for any garden. He will make you smile every time you see his cheeky grin and his cute little bum – exposed for all to see. He even looks authentic, with an old fashioned finish. Bid now and be the proud owner of Moonie the Gnome
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Yes, you really can own the soap that was used by the diminuative star herself. The person selling this worked at a hotel Kylie stayed while on her Showgirl tour – so you can now bid and becoem the proud owner of soap – as used by Kylie!!! !
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