Crazy Auctions

This rather lovely lady is a wind-up novelty. Just twist the screw on her side and she will walk around – great for those who love cows or are easily amused!!! view auction

This is the opportunity to own a genuine piece of the Spiderman set. It is one of the cases used to house the spiders in the college visit scene. Remember – the one where Peter Parker got bitten by the genetically engineered spider. Are you going to pass up the opportunity to be part of [...]

What is this, you ask? Well, a great fundraising idea from the children of a primary school in Wales. They will provide the winning bidder with everything you could need to be a one man air band (air guitar, air drums etc). All the proceeds go to Children In Need – so get bidding view [...]

This is a real, genuine collection of songs put together by none other than Alfred Hitchcock. It includes greats like ‘A Ghost of a Chance’ and ‘I’ll Never Walk Alone’. Great for any collectors – but due to the title it may be best avoided as a gift for Auntie!!!! view auction

You’ll think you really are in a field with this real Somerset grass. It’s green, fresh(ish) smelling and will remind you of the great outdoors. Keep it in alittle box at your dsk and have a little sniff every so often – it will reawaken your senses! Cow pats gratefully omitted!!!! view auction

Yes you can – with this fantastic book. It is full of fail-safe ideas, techniques and chat up lines. The author is even offering money bac if you don’t manage to score using the book. Great blokey gift, but if you do manage to get a girl – hide the book before you’re found out!!!! [...]

The pay to look like you have more with a card sent and signed by a total stranger!! This person will put in a message of your choice, or a very simple happy christmas. It will make it look like more people know and like you – and leta face it – we all like [...]

Hurrah! A husband you can blow up when you want him, and then deflate easily when you don’t!!! he won’t complain about anything, won’t leave dirty washing lying around, and won’t run off with your sister!! A real must-have view auction

This is a 7cm bracelet – with real bugs inside!! It is genuine taxidermy, inside a lucite ring! Do you really want to wear a bug? Well, ig you do then get bidding. You will certainly have soemthing to talk about at the next party!! view auction

This is a fantastic costume for halloween – it is a hellraiser outfit. Yes, thats right – a genuine outfit that makes you look like that bloke with the pins through his head! It is genuinely scary and realistic – maybe not the best choice for your child’s school halloween party! view auction

This is a rather scary-looking knife-block. It is a voodoo doll, but actually also a rather convenient way to store your blades!! It comes complete with a selection of lovely new knives, and if you are not afraid to frighten your auntie – then this is ideal as part of your kitchen utensils!! view auction

This is great fun for a night out – a turkey gobbler hat! It really is quite something to see. You wear the turkey on your head, and his legs dangle down past your ears!!! view auction

These are a pair of rather unusual earrings – as they have mini bottle sof Stella attached. You will be sure not to see anyone else wearing these – and they are idea for a night down your local!! view auction

This is a charty auction for BBC Children in Need. If you are the winning bidder you will recieve a genuine hair from Pongo the dalmation! You will also receive a think you letter – so go on and make some money for charity. view auction

This is a brilliant punchbag game – for your fingers! Just sit it on a table, and be entertained for hours. Find out who is a wimp, and who is a strongman (finger). view auction