Crazy Auctions

World Record Breaking Auction

Administrator — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:31:16 +0000

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I like this. Andдивани optical communications it’s for charity.

High Speed Sofa Auction

Administrator — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 13:06:50 +0000

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This is for charity.

Recipe Auction

Administrator — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:15:33 +0000

Hey, check it out!! A recipe is being auctioned off, actually you can buy it now. It’s ending soon! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=015&item=250009860442&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

Tesco Value Fathers Day Card

Administrator — Wed, 31 May 2006 14:23:58 +0000

This may sound rather dull - but its a clever way to get a laugh out of your Dad on Fathers Day. With the same colours and design as Tesco value products, this card has ‘Sincerity Guaranteed’ written on the front - brilliant!

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Alien Found On Road!

Administrator — Wed, 31 May 2006 14:19:53 +0000

This little creature comes neatly preserved in a glass jar - having been found on a main road. A totally fab way to really freak someone out - just leave it in the fridge next to the picklid onions and wait for the scream!

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Ear Indicators

Administrator — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:42:22 +0000

Yes, with these rather handy indicators you can avoid collisions with other pedestrians. There will be no more trying to avoid crashing in the supermarket becasue you will be able to let everyone else know what direction you are about to go in!!!! Fantastic idea and easy to use - just strap them around the back of your ears and away you go!!

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The Easter Bunny

Administrator — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:38:55 +0000

This is a lovely little chap - a cute, cheeky little blue rabbit that is also a hand puppet. OK - so its just a childs toy, but wouldn’t it make a great pressie for someone this Easter. Don’t forget the dual purpose of a toy/puppet or even a place to hide the smaller eggs you get and keep them away from egg snatchers!!!!

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Amber Skull

Administrator — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:34:19 +0000

This is apparently a rather lovely Amber statue of a persons head. It has the rather freakish look of a skull made from a spooky orangey material. This may be a rare collectors item - or it may just be the perfect accessory to the Goth household! Take a look

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A Cherry Stone!!

Administrator — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:29:39 +0000

This really does beg the question - who would possibly want to buy a cherry stone?? The seller of this bizarre item believes that it will encourage the creativity to return to ebay. Not sure about this - but bidding on it just because you can seems like the best approach here. Go on - give it a try and be creative with your bidding!!!

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Rubber Owl

Administrator — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:31:36 +0000

Yup - you read correctly - here is your chance to own a very special bird. It will not hoot through the night or give you any trouble at all - just stand looking elegant. Or….wobble about a bit looking dodgy and tacky - you decide! What possible use could a person have for this - - - ????
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Belt Messaging!

Administrator — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:27:54 +0000

This is a brilliant idea - you just program this belt buckle to say whatever you want - and you can express yourself from afar without words!! Make it as vulgar or pleasant as you want. How many times have you wanted to give someone a message, but are too far away or too shy? Well, with this buckle you will never have to worry about that again. Just make sure you change the message before you go home!!
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Salt Snowflake!

Administrator — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:24:10 +0000

This has rather bizarrely been collected by someone - and they want to auction it on so some other lucky person can own it!! It is a lovely boxed snowflake made entirely from salt!! Apparently it comes from The Great Salt Lake - and you can decide what that means. Great chance to own a genuine flake of salt!!!!
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The Pizza of Shame

Administrator — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:47:14 +0000

This pizza, once believed to be pepperoni, was bought by the (legendary) Danny Floyd of Falkirk. He proceeded to bung the cuisine in his oven, then fall asleep in a drunken stupor. Only to be awoken by black smoke - and the remains of the pizza. This shameful object could be yours.

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Yuk - Beetle Bracelet!!

Administrator — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:43:43 +0000

This is an amazing piece of jewellery - it is a bracelet made from real beetles!! This will either send you screaming for the door or you will think it looks really unusual and treasure it always - you decide.

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Alien Alert

Administrator — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:41:18 +0000

This is an alien masquerading as a potato - watch out as it may be dangerous! The winning bidder will have to accept full responsibility for this sweet but basically dangerous vegetable. Are you willing to take the chance?

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