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A lovely pair of stress relievers! New – set contains 2 pink boob shaped stress balls! Do not bite! – made from natural rubber latex. Great novelty gift!!!

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HORNED BABY’S HEAD LIFE SIZED GAFF (6.5″.17CM TALL) MADE USING A GENUINE ANIMAL HORN FOR EXTRA REALISM. MOUNTED ONTO AN AGED VICTORIAN STYLE SILVER PLATED SOLID BRASS STAND. A LIFE SIZED REPLICA OF A POOR UNFORNUNATE NEW BORN BABY WITH A UNICORN’S HORN HEAD. IT WAS COMMON PLACE FOR THIS SORT OF FREAK TO HAVE BEEN EITHER ‘PICKLED’ IN SPIRITS OR DRIED AS CRUDE ‘MUMMIES’ AND DISPLAYED TO THE CROWDS IN AMERICA AND VICTORIAN ENGLAND IN THE 19TH CENTURY. IF YOU ARE THE PROUD OWNER OF A GAFF MUSEUM TODAY…..I THANK YOU (FROM WHATS LEFT OF MY HEART) FOR KEEPING THIS WONDERFUL TRADITION ALIVE.OR IF YOU SIMPLY A COLLECTOR OF THE UNUSUAL…….WELCOME TO MY WORLD. THE PHOTOS SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL ITEM I’LL GIVE YOU THE ‘MONSTERS’…..YOU PROVIDE THE HOMES. THE FLESH KRAFTER THESE DETAILED AND UNIQUE REPLICAS HAVE A REAL LEATHERY FINISH AND LOOK JUST LIKE THE REAL THING. THEY MAKE A UNIQUE AND UNUSUAL WALL ORNAMENT OR WOULD NOT LOOK OUT OF PLACE IN A CABINET SURROUNDED BY ANTIQUITIES. I AM A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST WITH SERIOUS WORK IN MUSEUMS ALL OVER THE WORLD. EACH ITEM IS A UNIQUE WORK OF CRAFTSMANSHIP AND YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE ONE SHOWN IN THE PHOTOGRAPH HERE. PLEASE NOTE…… THIS ITEM WILL COST 10.00 TO POST (AIR MAIL) TO THE USA,CANADA AND AUSTRALIA…..sorry. THIS ITEM IS BEING SOLD DIRECT BY THE ARTIST AND ANY ATTEMPT TO REPRODUCE IT WILL BE MET WITH AGGRESSIVE LEGAL ACTION.

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Set of 4 Christmas Bird Pens Tinsel in fluff & christmas hats One of each – red, blue, pink & purple Great novelty item as a stocking filler or just to brighten up Christmas Brand New Click here to see more novelty items in my shop Click here to see more homeware items in my shop Powered by eBay Turbo Lister

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todaybd Store Novelty Glass Drinking Dipping Dippy Bird Einstein Duck 1pc – A felt covered head and has plastic feet – Fluid inside condenses from the evaporative cooling of the water off the birds beak, making it top heavy and dunking it back into the water – The condensate rejoins the liquid pool in the birds bulb, and he tips up again – Process continues indefinitely – The fluid and dye inside the bird can permanently stain, and the birds glass body can easily be broken – Children are fascinated by the bobbing bird, and the educational possibilities are great. -Note:The color will be sent randomly. Features: Red head,blue hat Green/yellow tail,red feet Red/blue/yellow/other oil Plastic and glass Dimensions: 6.89 in x 2.17 in x 1.93 in (approximately) Note:the cup is not included.It is for display. PACKAGE INCLUDING one drinking bird in retail package PAYMENT paypal or e- check SHIPPING Singapore airmail or usps Country Shipment Time ( Business Days ) 5 – 7 days 8 – 11 days 12 – 14 days 15 – 19 days 20 – 22 days United States 4% 55% 21% 15% 5% Canada 2% 55% 23% 16% 4% Ausralia 18% 52% 20% 8% 2% United Kingdom 8% 52% 30% 8% 2% Germany 2% 12% 22% 42% 22% Russia 3% 15% 20% 28% 34% Other Asian Countries 4% 55% 21% 15% 5% Other European Countries 1.5% 12% 22.5% 45% 19% RETURN 7 days exchange if the item broken

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THIS 60th VERY UNUSUAL BIRTHDAY PRESENT WILL HAVE A GREAT IMPACT TO SOMEONE WHO WILL BE SOON “60 YEARS OF AGE” THIS IS A THREE HANDLED MUG, YES IT HAS THREE HANDLES, WITH THE WORD 60 CAN YOU HANDLE IT PLUS “HE OR SHE” WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER WHO GAVE IT TO THEM! “This item is quit heavy so the postage will reflect this” Powered by eBay Turbo Lister On 03-Jan-12 at 10:17:03 GMT, seller added the following information: Use the FREE Counters 1 million sellers do – Vendio!

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awsome voodoo candle, still in the box, although the top has gotten a little bent due too being in the draw, but is not ripped or anything. bright red with multipul wicks for burning the area you wish too cause harm =p any more info please ask =]

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5 Color Novelty Glass Drinking Dipping Dippy Bird Toy Description Payment Policy We accept Paypal only. Major credit cards accepted (Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express) through PayPal Payment must be made within 4 business days. Positive feedback will be given immediately after payment recieved. Shipping Policy All items will be shipped within 24 hours upon receipt of payment. We ship through Hong Kong Post First Class AirMail. It usually takes 15 to 28 days to arrive in most destinations. The exact arrival days depends on your exact location. You will receive a shippment notification email will tracking number.(for order amount larger than 20.00 USD) You can check your package status in Hong Kong Post Website. Returns Policy If you feel unhappy with your purchases, please contact us at first, we will work out the best solution for you immediately. We accept 14 days money back guaranteed as our return policy. Buyers have to pay for the return shipping, except for recieving wrong items or items have quality problems. Please contact our customer service for more details for returning items. Contact Us If you have any enquiries about our product or your shipping status of your orders, please feels free to contact us through eBay My Message Center. We will answer your message within 24 hours ( except for public holidays ). Please don’t send emails directly, use EBay System. It will shorten our handling time and provide better services. Thank you.

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FACTORY NEW Howdy, this Shakespeare MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS sticky note set is awesome. Comes in a great little book cover (4.5″ x 3.5″ x 0.65″) 3 types of sticky notes group of 5 color rectangular stickies rectangular sticky note pad with graphic of quill and inkpot large sticky note pad with Bill’s picture on them approximately 100 sticky notes GREAT GIFT FOR YOUR FAVORITE WRITER OR PLAY LOVER! CHECK MY FEEDBACK AND BUY WITH CONFIDENCE! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE CONCERNED. MY RETURN ADDRESS LABELS SAY LSP I DO NOT SHIP TO RUSSIA, UKRAINE, or any former part of USSR nor to any country ending in ’stan’ lifespleasures Store

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The Safest Bank In The World !! Tuck your money away in this mini mattress and keep your money safe in the oldest way known to man- the bed. From loose change to life savings the financial experts agree when it comes to protecting your assets in a soft economy a hard mattress is the safest bank in the world. Rest easy knowing your hard earned money is safely tucked away. 100% recession proof ! Brand new. Check out my other items! Be sure to add me to your favourites list!

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SURFED TOO LONG DESKTOP ORNAMENT This is a great gift for any computer addicts you know or have it at the side of your own computer as a reminder of the perils of staying online too long. A fun piece in good condition. Click for Free Image Hosting / Free EZAd Software at BidRobot.com

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Lazy Bones hanging Skeleton Nemesis Now Lazy Bones hanging hanged Skeleton, very anatomically accurate with jointed limbs. Would look rather fetching hanging in the car or as an alternative to those annoying windchimes! Resin figure measures 19cm high x 5cm. For more Nemesis Now and other items check out my eBay shop Rosa Inferni Payment Payment can be made by Paypal, cheque or Postal Order. Buyers outside the United Kingdom PLEASE NOTE payment by Paypal only. Postage I am happy to combine postage on multiple purchases. Just make your purchases and wait for a combined invoice to be sent to you showing the discounted postage. Contact us If you need any more information please do not hesitate to get in touch via “Ask Seller a question”. Terms and Conditions Please see my About Me page.

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Wolf Whistle A classic gag item, just put it in your mouth, blow and a cool whistling sound is produced. These are great fun to take out on a night out. Handy for when you see someone you fancy and you want to let them know! Its hilarious, great for using on airplanes, elevators, parties, the office, blind dates, weddings, in the classroom, on the street, in the pub etc. This is a great novelty item and will give you a lot of fun no matter what sex you are, how old you are or where you use it. Makes an ideal gift for your friends, family etc. One of the best pulling techniques available today! Make sure when you see some totty you are equipped with your wolf whistle!

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Welcome To My Shop about us | contact us | add to favorites | Store Policies | View All Items Simulation Silicone Boob Breast Stress Reliever Ball Product Code : 13-811 Feature Brand new Light weight High quality and durable A good gift for a funny party Suit for entertainment or play Comes in 1 pcs only Specification Material: Silicone Dimensions: 12 x 12 x 12 cm Net weight: 15 g Package Included 1 x Simulation Silicone Boob Breast Stress Reliever Ball –> Before Bidding A bid on our auction states that you have read and agreed to all our store policies. The product color you receive may vary (Random Color) ; Please note your prefer color when you checkout by Paypal if picture shown multiple colors. Payment We ONLY accept PayPal. To avoid an unpaid item dispute, all payments must be received within 4 days from the end of auction. Shipping We offer expected mail service, please contact us for details. We ship to worldwide (See Exclusions in the listing). Shipping confirmation email will be sent to your PayPal email address when item is shipped ; We are NOT responsible for any wrong or undeliverable addresses. The estimated delivery time is about 14~20 business days to US/Canada/AU/UK. (Except Saturday and Sunday) The estimated delivery time is about 21~28 business days to most other countries. (Except Saturday and Sunday) The package will be delayed 5-10 days sometimes by the reason of the flights, custom issues or Holiday rush. We cannot ship on weekends and holidays. For international orders, buyer is responsible for any applicable import duty, local taxes and VAT. Please verify with your customs before purchase. Returns & Exchange Buyers are responsible for paying the shipping and handling charges for exchange and refund. Please return item to address shown on package. Product must be returned in its original packaging. S&H is non-fundable If you received DOA/Defective goods please contact us immediately, we will offer you a good solution, Please DO NOT take further action before problem solved. Customers may request for an exchange or refund less shipping and handling within 7 days of receipt. For any returns or exchange, please contact us first, we will do our best to solve whatever issue you have! Contact Us Please contact us to resolve any issue there may be before leaving a negative feedback. We will try our best to satisfy your request. For inquiries, issues or assistance, please contact us via eBay msg only. We aim to respond to all e-mails as soon as possible. Business hours are 9am to 6pm Taipei time (+8 GMT), Monday to Saturday. All emails received over the weekend will be responded to on Monday. Please don’t be panic if we didn’t response you in a proper time. We put as much as pictures and information in the listing and describe everything correctly to the best of our ability & knowledge. We take our business very seriously, customer satisfaction is very important to us. © 2010 buyitnow789 eBay Template by 3 Son’s Studio

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